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By the time you see it, you're already dead.
After the defeat of Sauron, finding employment was difficult for the Uruk-hai.
Same as American dating services. We end up picking the hot one.
You have food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.
The one they didn't want you to see.
It don't matter if it's fresh or flat it still tastes like piss. Bottled in Ghana.
OPTIMISM - because a pessimist would claim it's halfway out...
...by my calculations it would be like throwin a hot dog down an alleyway.
MCLOVIN - it's not funny when you do it.